unclefather:

unclefather:

i want to suck a dick

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at a horror movie
bf: are you scared?
me: in this economy who wouldn't be

communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

Anonymously message me (3) things you want to know about me.

kingsxoqueens:


Kim Possible been facetiming since 2002..

kingsxoqueens:

Kim Possible been facetiming since 2002..

theoldkingsofwinter:

courtnog:

okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it

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vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.