holy-dildo:

death noot

holy-dildo:

death noot

kuush-queen:

Blastoise - Adam B Glass

We are so blessed to have this! First one ever!

randomlovesawkward:

"Badass Versions of Beloved Characters"

by Sylvain Sarrailh: http://tohad.deviantart.com/

kansass:

Eyebrows so strong they bench press 350

dendropsyche:

andromeda4002019:

i got this at an art museum from a vending machine with boxes of tiny art inside. u didnt know what u were gonna get. i straight up paid $3 for this

Not a dime wasted

dendropsyche:

andromeda4002019:

i got this at an art museum from a vending machine with boxes of tiny art inside. u didnt know what u were gonna get. i straight up paid $3 for this

Not a dime wasted

fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

actionables:

bonus:

He’s cute. He’s tall.
He’s got gorgeous eyes.
And a stunning smile.
I didn’t say a name, but he 
popped into your head,
didn’t he?

image

lorddirkstrider:

lorddirkstrider:

remember the good days

THIS GOT THREE THOUSAND NOTES IN TWO FUCKING HOURS HOLY SHIT

lorddirkstrider:

lorddirkstrider:

remember the good days

THIS GOT THREE THOUSAND NOTES IN TWO FUCKING HOURS HOLY SHIT

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”