pkmntrainermadoka:

when ur friend starts liking something u rly like

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snorlaxatives:

waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep

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zodiac—signs:

You’re very versatile and usually have too many interests, passions and ideas at the same time. Although you’re extremely emotional, you tend to hide your feelings under a cool, distant mask. To realize that hiding your true feelings can lead to complete numbness is something you struggle with. On…

orgasm:

ALL WATER DOES NOT TASTE THE SAME

mrcraabs:

why the fuck cant i have a best friend who lives 30 seconds away from me who always comes over and we just stay at each others houses whenever movies are so deceiving

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

seifukucat:

sir could you just calm down for a second

seifukucat:

sir could you just calm down for a second

waytoostrongforwaytoolong:

deanfrost:

at my school there’s an english teacher and an american teacher and they always glare at each other and when they pass each other in the hallway the american teacher will say ‘good show governor’ or something and the english teacher will say ‘god bless the land of the free’ and both in terrible accents and like the whole school ships it

when i first read this i thought to myself, what school teaches american as a subject?